Alaska in the summer is fun--back home now, still thinking about the super long days, glaciers, icebergs, rivers and all the other stuff I saw. I was working for an Australian TV program (I'll reveal more on that later, not sure they want their cover blown) doing a story on glacial recession and climate change. Basically my job was to climb, kayak and otherwise mess about on the glacier with their host, and then talk about the changes I was seeing around the world as glaciers recede and the climate changes. I really enjoyed the experience, good people and a great place.
Right Mr. Trotter, let's get 'er ON!!!! (say that in a Mr. T voice). While it sounds like he had a fun day out in the mountains and may be sorta fit for a youth, he doesn't know fast from 5.14 in the real mountains around Canmore. Prepare to suffer fool! No winking, no nudging, I'm seriously pissed off and looking to open up a can of speedy whup-ass on the escaped chalk-eating rock monkey who has been poaching lines around here us locals would climb if we weren't so fit for slogging up choss heaps in the summer. I know choss hiking like Tigger Woody knows golf, no contest fool!
So when do you guys race? I propose a really long approach to a pitch of 5.12...crampons optional.
ReplyDeleteyou guys are funny. wicked post
ReplyDeletedude i already ran up there in my skivies ... with flip flops, carry'n coffee - wtf - fast my them tree hugger squishies are confuzed with time and fast -
ReplyDeletewe hike to our crags faster than they can get out'ta their pot filled hemp-loving cars going to the squish-bluffs. Them Squishies think Grassi is a hoof and the phale is a slog.
Crap - the next thing'll happen is one of them planted-squishies will think he needs to get his finger to expand instead of something else ...
Game on mofosquishies ...